The 'How to make your car look expensive' game

[Cunning Plan]

Game for us all as it is a bit quiet on here and I need something to read.

You have to post ideas of how to make an old car seem new and expensive using any means, they can be stupid ideas, but they have to have a relevance.

For example.


Make people think you have AirConditioning by keeping the windows rolled up on hot days.

or

If you don't have remote central locking, leave your car unlocked and walk towards it pushing the any old key pointed at your car, you can just open and slide in the door looking smooth.

[Titsy]

how about removing your window winder handles and using a battery powered drill to give that smooth electric window motion?

[Titsy]

or turning the engine off while going down hills to make pedestrians think you have an electric car?

[FUBAR]

Make people think you have an awesome stereo setup by putting your Hi-fi Separate speakers from the Lounge in the rear footwells of your '58 Caddy/Humber

[Titsy]

[Cunning Plan]

Take out your rear and front side lights, then go around with your front fog lights on to make people think you have daytime running lights..

[art b]

wash the car ...

[Cunning Plan]

At the traffic lights, to make yourself sound like you are on an important conference call, simply put the radio on a phone-in show like Talk-Sport, turn the volume up and wind the windows down. Remember to make it look like you are participating in the conversation..

[Andy]

Make your car seem like one of those fancy modern ones with automatic lights by turning yours on when you enter a multi storey car park, or go under a bridge, or when it turns a little overcast. Obviously remember to leave them on for at least 5 minutes after...

[Cunning Plan]

[Cunning Plan]

Pretend you have ABS by pumping the brake quickly.

[Fieldy]

Quoting: Andy

Make your car seem like one of those fancy modern ones with automatic lights by turning yours on when you enter a multi storey car park, or go under a bridge, or when it turns a little overcast. Obviously remember to leave them on for at least 5 minutes after...

Got there before me...

[Titsy]

Kidnap hospital patients on cardiac monitors to make it sound like you have parking sensors.

Edit: Remember to stop the car if your kidnapee flatlines. And to drop by a hospital to get new one...