Sometimes I love my Job

[FUBAR]

Its ok, i've got my eye on Lorraine who was behind the Bar on friday

[Incursus]

Do more than give her the eye mate talk to her, wow her with your intellect and wit.......well talk anyway....well listen apparently you sposed to listen to them?

[Incursus]

And whatever you do don't take any advice from Dean!!!  or Me!!

[Roadkill]

Lorraine looks a little older than yourself ???

Go for it, Mate.

[FUBAR]

Quoting: Roadkill

Lorraine looks a little older than yourself ???

she was 28 fireworks weekend m8

now where to start...

Ryan

[55starchief]

You working the bar this friday mate?
if so i might come over, anyone need a lift?

[Roadkill]

Quoting: FUBAR

she was 28 fireworks weekend m8

Experienced ladies aren't a bad thing.

[Roadkill]

Quoting: 55starchief

You working the bar this friday mate?
if so i might come over

Ditto.

[FUBAR]

I am but there's a function on sorry guys so its not open long after work

Former Mayors Social Evening

Bonus is I get paid until 10pm

[Incursus]

Quoting: FUBAR

Its ok, i've got my eye on Lorraine who was behind the Bar on friday  

She reminded me of someone.......still not sure who. Just one of thoses faces I guess.

[Incursus]

New girl today
Much hotter in the technical sense, brunette, perfect body etc...(my job sucks huh ) just not as charming.

never mind regular will be back tomorrow i'll sit here and suffer for today  its hell I tell you

[FUBAR]

Git!

I just have middle aged duffers to avoid looking at

[Incursus]

[art b]

get some work done you pair of lecherous pervs!!!!!


got any pics yet??????? he he he!!

[Incursus]

Just when you think It can't get better I now have both girls...god damn...i say god damn!!  

[Roadkill]

Piccy's, Boy.

Without them you have no proof.

Right now I'm having a Orgy with 10 other hotties.

Honest.

[Incursus]

I aint takin piccies they're not stupid they know what a camera phone looks like!  and imagine if I got caught how the heck do you explain that one away  

Besides back down to one at the moment. which is kind of better as she talks to me rather than to her mate....in Polish.  Clearly arguing about which one should ask me out first....maybe they will fight over me....wonder if the canteen has any jelly  

Bad bad bad man......

[FUBAR]

Quoting: incursus

imagine if I got caught how the heck do you explain that one away  

"I was just taking a picture to put on the internet so my mates could see what they looked like you're honor..."

[Roadkill]

Just have yer phone open (pretending to text) - Use the view finder !!!

You haven't got to wave the phone in front of her/them.

Women don't think like we do, they won't be thinking

"I'll bet he wants to take a piccy of me to show his Mates . . ."

[art b]

she could be thinkin;
shall i hook my tits out for that handsome "shy" englishman with the camera phone!!!!!   ha ha ha !

[Roadkill]

Hmmm, Maybe.