How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

[FUBAR]

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fuking Indian.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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[55starchief]

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[Incursus]

Quoting: FUBAR

Chuck Norris

Who?  

[Incursus]

Ohhh him

[Jamieg285]

Didn't Bruce Lee kick his ass?  Can't remember the film, but it was in the Colloseum.

[FUBAR]

I like

"When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris!"

[Roadkill]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Those two had me crying with laughter.

[Incursus]

Quoting: FUBAR

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

Quoting: FUBAR

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

N00b

[FUBAR]

Oi! its on the website like that, calling me a noob!  pffft!

[Incursus]

Quoting: FUBAR

Oi! its on the website like that, calling me a noob! pffft!

I didn't direct the comment at anyone in particular.....you just have a guilty conscience

[FUBAR]

aah well, it was the "Quoting FUBAR" bit I reckon

[Incursus]

Quoting: FUBAR

aah well, it was the "Quoting FUBAR" bit I reckon

Noob  

[Incursus]

Oops did I say that out loud

[FUBAR]

LOL

[FUBAR]

Quoting: incursus

Opps

Oops!

N00b!

[Incursus]

Quoting: FUBAR

Quoting: incursus
Oops

Oops!

N00b!

   

[FUBAR]

Quoting: incursus

Posted: 1 Feb 2006 15:06 ° Edited by: incursus

This has suddenly turned into a:

Situation

[Roadkill]

Quoting: FUBAR

This has suddenly turned into a:



Situation

With a title like "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it" did you expect any different ???

[FUBAR]

Quoting: Roadkill

With a title like "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it" did you expect any different ???

Thats actually a very good point...

[philoldsmobile]

Quoting: incursus

Who?

ditto......

[Roadkill]

Quoting: philoldsmobile

ditto......

WTF ?

How can you not know Chuck "Delta Force" Norris ???

The Guy's a machine . . . World Karate Champion for SIX years in a row - undefeated.

[55starchief]

Also don't forget Norris Texas Rager a cult classic on sky one a few years back