Foreskin Removal.

[F Body]

You may remember the Dartz Prombron, the ultra-luxury armored SUV from Russia that  had leather pulled from whale penis foreskin



Well the tree huggers Greenpeace, WWF and also Pamela Anderson, have been attacking them and the company made this statement yesterday :

" We were looking for most expensive products for this car - and that's why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After a wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: "Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don't want Earth to fall down into Ocean!"

[Roadkill]

That last bit just made no sense.

[Titsy]

Quoting: F Body

We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don't want Earth to fall down into Ocean!"

Quoting: Roadkill

That last bit just made no sense.

I think they've been watching 'Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home'...

Quoting: Scotty

Captain, there be whales here!

[Fieldy]

Quoting: Roadkill

That last bit just made no sense.

None What-so-ever

[philoldsmobile]

much like the car itself.......

[FUBAR]

Its like russian Chin-glish