Urinal Ettiquette Test...

[FUBAR]

An Old one I know, & one that us blokes should be very good at, but the question is... where to stand...

'X's' indicate Urinals that are already occupied...

1.)

|__| x |__| x |__|__|     (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


2.)

|_x_|__|__|__|__|__|    (Urinal 1 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


3.)

|__|__|__|__|__|__|  (empty)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


4.)

|__| x |__| x |__| x |       (2, 4 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


5.)

|__| x |__|__| x | x |          (2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


6.)

| x | x |__|__| x | x |          (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


Post you're Peeing Place Choices Below, answers will be posted soon...

[Roadkill]

6
6
1 or 6
Hesitate for a bit . . . then probably 1
Probably 1
Probably 4 (or next to the little guy)

[philoldsmobile]

none of the above, just stand in the middle, flop it out, spin round really fast, and let her rip!

a move known as 'the sprinkler'

[Cunning Plan]

Quoting: philoldsmobile

just stand in the middle, flop it out, spin round really fast, and let her rip!

a move known as 'the sprinkler'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhahahahhahaahahahhahahaaaa

i would proberly join in with this but with number 2 as well

[philoldsmobile]

ewww..

[Cunning Plan]

what what too far?

awww man this always happens

[Incursus]

Quoting: Roadkill

6
6
1 or 6
Hesitate for a bit . . . then probably 1
Probably 1
Probably 4 (or next to the little guy)

ditto

[Incursus]

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[FUBAR]

PMSL   thats hilarious

[EDGE]

Quoting: FUBAR

1.)

|__| x |__| x |__|__| (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


NUMBER 6

2.)

|_x_|__|__|__|__|__| (Urinal 1 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


NUMBER 6

3.)

|__|__|__|__|__|__| (empty)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

WHICHEVER IS FURTHEST FROM THE DOOR


4.)

|__| x |__| x |__| x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |


TURN AROUND AND LOOK FOR A BEN GARZI

5.)

|__| x |__|__| x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

AS ABOVE

6.)

| x | x |__|__| x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

RUN AWAY, THEY'RE SETTING YOU UP

Answera above matey

EDGE

[Roadkill]

Come on then.  What's the answers.

?

[FUBAR]

oh yeah...


gimme a sec

[FUBAR]

1:  Correct answer:  6        It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
                                  instinctively knows this.

2:  Correct answer:  6        Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
                          greater risk of being next to someone
                          who arrives later.

3:  Correct answer:  1 or 6    You are tacitly saying,
                            "I don't want anyone next to me."

4:  Correct answer:  1        You're stuck being next to at
                           least ONE guy, so you minimize the
                           impact and get a wall on your left.
                           NEVER go between TWO guys if you
                           can help it.  Exceptions to this
                           are stadium restrooms where the
                           herd thunders in.

5:  Correct answer:  4       Believe it or not,  1 and 3 "couples
                         you" with the guy in stall 2.  And we
                         wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
                         This differs from question 4 in such a
                        subtle way that the nuances cannot be
                         explained.  Suffice to say, only we men
                         would understand!

6:  Correct answer:  NONE!  You go to the mirror and pretend to
                         comb your hair or straighten a tie
                         until the urinals "open up" a bit more.
                         If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD--for
                         God's sake, use a doored stall!