Merry Chrismas, in a publicly acceptable way...

[EDGE]

POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONAL GREETING


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.


AND


A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country, or is the only country with a rich cultural
diversity) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.


SUPPLEMENTARY TERMS AND CONDITIONS


By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Please accept with no obligation:

Love (where appropriate) or else "fondly" or "thanks".

EDGE

[philoldsmobile]

merry christmas or just fuck off!

[EDGE]

lol.... you 'ho ho hoing' again

EDGE

[FUBAR]

Ho Ho Hoe...

[Roadkill]

Good'un, That.

You posted it on the AACI ?

[philoldsmobile]

now now....

[Cunning Plan]

Bah humbug

Merry pissmass to you too its a shame that a PC christmas message isnt really a joke

[VIPER]

Quoting: philoldsmobile

merry christmas or just fuck off!

Yeh what he said!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baz