Chav World...

[FUBAR]

CHAV WORLD

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall
down a flight of stairs

You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike,
why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's
driving?
The police

What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar

What do you say to a Chav with a job?
I'd like a big Mac please

What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A

Why is 3 Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a
shame?
A Nova seats 4

What do you call a 30 year old Chavette?
Granny

How many Chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything

What do you call 100 Chavs at the bottom of a
river?
A start

How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

Why did the Chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's
window in the car wash

Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason
whatsoever

What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner

Two Chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society

[Incursus]

Quoting: FUBAR

Why is 3 Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a
shame?
A Nova seats 4

[Roadkill]

Quoting: FUBAR

Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason
whatsoever

Sad but true unfortunately.

I say it should be open season on the F*ckers.