The Bathtub test...

[Kenny]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should  be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

[F Body]

I'd have asked for a hose pipe to syphon the water out

[Roadkill]

Hehehe, heard that before.  A classic.

[55starchief]

I figured the plug would be the easiest way

[Pod]

Quoting: 55starchief

I figured the plug would be the easiest way

I'd have thought you'd build your own bath that was much better than everything else.

[Losty]

nah, he couldnt wait 5 years till he actually finished it

[Incursus]

 

[ianjpage]

Quoting: Losty

nah, he couldnt wait 5 years till he actually finished it

lol

[55starchief]

Quoting: Losty

nah, he couldnt wait 5 years till he actually finished it

then again i wouldnt be spending £30k

[nick69]

No but it would have more tools than anyone else!!! LOL

[ianjpage]

Quoting: nick69

No but it would have more tools than anyone else!!! LOL

[55starchief]

Quoting: nick69

No but it would have more tools than anyone else!!! LOL

Ah yes that it would. I cant help having a tool fetish

[Titsy]

I passed... Shame really, I could have done with a holiday....