The Chav'scort - Yours For £10 !!!

Roadkill · July 02, 2007, 10:07:49 AM

Yup, that's right.

She's gotta go by the start of next week . . . one way or another.

She's got a few months MoT and two months tax.

Spare bulbs and oil filter included.

Needs new exhaust from cat - back and new N/S/F tyre.

Plenty of minor scratches here and there . . and a couple of major ones too.

N/S/F wing mangled but legal, apparently.

Still starts everytime.

Only 151,000 miles on her.

Own a piece of MKB history and save her from a crushing end . . .

Roadkill · July 02, 2007, 10:09:41 AM

This is her . . . um . . "Worse side"

Incursus · July 02, 2007, 10:11:51 AM

Think you will have to offer more than £10

Roadkill · July 02, 2007, 10:13:57 AM

Tax is worth £10 - hence the price.

Petrol in the tank is FREE !!!

Pod · July 02, 2007, 10:40:56 AM

Quoting: Roadkill

Petrol in the tank is FREE !!!

The bit you couldn't syphon out?

Cunning Plan · July 02, 2007, 10:48:50 AM

urm.. will it get through another MOT or is it totally fubar'd? My sis needs a run around..

EDGE · July 02, 2007, 10:52:02 AM

so tempted..... so tempted

in fact, let me do an insurance quote ...

EDGE · July 02, 2007, 10:57:49 AM

£309.90 !!!!!!

er..... no..... not on a £10 car !!!!

Incursus · July 02, 2007, 11:01:19 AM

Quoting: Cunning Plan

urm.. will it get through another MOT or is it totally fubar'd? My sis needs a run around..

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Roadkill · July 02, 2007, 11:04:48 AM

Quoting: Cunning Plan

will it get through another MOT or is it totally fubar'd?

It needs an exhaust as stated plus a front tyre.

If you want to be picky it needs a indictor lense but it passed its last MoT without one.

With the exhaust and tyre I can easily get an MoT put on it for you.

Roadkill · July 02, 2007, 11:06:10 AM

Quoting: Incursus

http://www.mkb.cc/forum/index.php?action=vthread&forum=1&topic=3872&page=2]

Yeah, she's taken a battering but to be fair she's still going and everytime I think she's gonna give up she keeps going !

£10's £10, though . . . .

Cunning Plan · July 02, 2007, 11:09:25 AM

My escort is now for sale for £5 !!!

Incursus · July 02, 2007, 11:22:05 AM

ooo a bidding war.... how low can you go

Roadkill · July 02, 2007, 11:35:24 AM

Quoting: Cunning Plan

My escort is now for sale for £5 !!!

Mine's newer.

ianjpage · July 02, 2007, 11:44:14 AM

hmm ten quid, now thats tempting just to buy it, then trash the feck out of the car

EDGE · July 02, 2007, 01:02:57 PM

what... again ?

F Body · July 03, 2007, 12:57:33 PM

Quoting: Roadkill

Own a piece of MKB history and save her from a crushing end .

More likely just put her out of her misery

Quoting: ianjpage

hmm ten quid, now thats tempting just to buy it, then trash the feck out of the car

Just what i was thinking

Trouble is finding somewhere to do it

Titsy · July 03, 2007, 01:38:20 PM

Maybe Graeme can make it into an SRS car...

Then again...

ianjpage · July 03, 2007, 05:34:06 PM

Quoting: F Body

Trouble is finding somewhere to do it

Roadkill · July 03, 2007, 05:37:30 PM

Yup, the only stumbling block I have is somewhere to kill the b!tch.

ianjpage · July 03, 2007, 06:00:47 PM

Quoting: Roadkill

Yup, the only stumbling block I have is somewhere to kill the b!tch.

any nice big open fields around by you