Valentines Day

[55starchief]

Well what can i say i have managed to continue my tradition of being single on Vday, a feat that hasnt been easy, has required very little work on my part, but 30 years in a row

[Roadkill]

[55starchief]

Hmm now where did i leave my Chainsaw and Axe

[Lusty Lass]

Just think, at least you didn't get stung for a dozen red roses, unlike someone else on this forum!

[55starchief]

Quoting: Lusty Lass

Just think, at least you didn't get stung for a dozen red roses, unlike someone else on this forum!

Ah yes but did he get the Tesco value bunch for a fiver

[Roadkill]

So, Lusty, how's life in Sweden ?

[FUBAR]

Quoting: 55starchief

single on Vday

Yup

Aah well, shit happens dunt it!

[Lusty Lass]

Sveden is vunderbar at this time of year thanks Roadkill. A little on the cold side but if you wrap up warm and cuddle up to a couple of yaks then it tends to be ok

[55starchief]

Quoting: Lusty Lass

A little on the cold side but if you wrap up warm and cuddle up to a couple of yaks then it tends to be ok

Hmm i thought Yaks were from Tibet, i guess you could always buy some Ikea designer firewood, or cufdle up to an Elk

[Lusty Lass]

Linda Was Quite Lonely

Linda was quite lonely
On the day of love.
No one cared how well she fared
Or which way she might move.
No one thought her lovely
Or dreamed of her caress,
Or so she thought until she bought
A sexy dark red dress.

That dress had seemed a failure,
Though she had lost some weight.
Some men stared, but no one cared
Enough to make a date.

Her calendar was empty,
As empty as her heart,
When in this hell she heard the bell
And jumped up with a start.

Could it be? Oh, could it?
Here was her salvation!
To her joy a delivery boy
Was holding a carnation.

"Carnation-Gram," the boy said,
And handed her the box.
Who was it from? Perhaps someone
Who thought she was a fox.

All Linda's sadness vanished
As if it never were.
That little flower had the power
To set her heart astir!

And so when Johnny called her
In a little while,
She was primed in heart and mind
To greet him with a smile.

So please remember Linda
When starting a relation:
Her mood reversed when she got first
A single, cheap carnation!

[Incursus]

Quoting: 55starchief

Elk

MMMMMMMM Elk aggggggggghhhh  

[Incursus]

Its Valentines day?  



DOH!!!!!!!    

[55starchief]

Quoting: incursus

Its Valentines day?  



DOH!!!!!!!

Not to worry mate, March 14th is the important date

as every guy knows http://www.steakandbjday.com/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://www.steakandbjday.com/

[Incursus]

Am I correct in thinking I shouldn't click that link while at work?

[FUBAR]

Quoting: incursus

Am I correct in thinking I shouldn't click that link while at work?

I think I agree with you on that one...

[55starchief]

Quoting: incursus

Am I correct in thinking I shouldn't click that link while at work?

Not to sure mate, its not that bad, hold on let me copy the text and save you the trouble.

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

[Lusty Lass]

Not to worry mate, March 14th is the important date

as every guy knows


I wonder if anyof you had heard of Mr Bobbit? Brings a whole new meaning to the steak part!!

[FUBAR]

Quoting: 55starchief

"Steak and Bj Day".

No doubt I'll be single then too...

Could still have steak though 1/2 way there!

[Incursus]

Hmm sounds good to me.

[Lusty Lass]

An old stripper from east of Dijon
Just refused to believe youth had gone
When the clothes hit the floor
So did every man's jaw
But they cheered when she put them back on.



O btw, yaks originate from Tibet but we keep them as pets over in Sweden.

[55starchief]

Well having been to denmark and dealing with norwegians, i have come to find that the scandanavian women are very cute. How about adding a few swedish ladies for us single english guys

[Incursus]

Got some very nice Polish girls working here



not that I notice......

[55starchief]

Quoting: incursus

Got some very nice Polish girls working here

Indeed polish women are atractive much the same as the russian women but as they get older the tend to loose their looks, but scandiavian women always look hot

[Lusty Lass]

but scandiavian women always look hot

why thank you......

[Incursus]

Quoting: 55starchief

as they get older the tend to loose their looks

Constant supply of young women here.  

Apparently......