That waaascally wabbit.......

Started by philoldsmobile, June 05, 2007, 01:54:25 PM

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philoldsmobile

final score after injury time and stuff....


Wabbit 1 - Mustang 0


on the way back from MK last night, i was proceding down portway at a healthy clip, when caught in the headlights was ol buggs..

eep, i thought, so i positioned myself so that bugs would pass harmlessly under the car...

Turns out there is a problem with this

the air dam under a mustang is less than 1 bunny off the ground.  Furthermore, to compound the problem, the clips that secure it are rated at less than one bunny

To further compund this problem, it is apparently impossible to hear the now virtualy detached airdam scraping along the road..

the result? when at work today, i notice an airdam hanging on by the skin of its teeth, somewhat smashed, and with a huge diaganol champher across it where it wore away on the road! its re attached now, but it looks bloody horrible..


grumble..

EDGE


philoldsmobile

oh well...

$11.32 for a genuine ford part...

Titsy

Quoting: philoldsmobile
Wabbit 1 - Mustang 0


I fail to see how the rabbit won...

philoldsmobile

ok, 1 all draw then....

but the small fluffy mushy item damaged the big shiny sturdy item.... thats at the very least a moral victory...

bugs was not splatterd either, but i'm pretty sure a mustang to the head at 80mph is likely to have renderd it relatively dead...

Rocky

Quoting: philoldsmobile
ok, 1 all draw then....

but the small fluffy mushy item damaged the big shiny sturdy item.... thats at the very least a moral victory...


I dont think he would have saw it that way

philoldsmobile

i'm sure he had a great view, briefly...  

F Body

Quoting: philoldsmobile
but it looks bloody horrible..


That was the rabbit

Never ever hit a sheep I can testify that they do a lot of damage

Pod

Quoting: F Body
Never ever hit a sheep



Good advice though - especially after a few brews.

philoldsmobile

ewwww...

i dunno whats worse, the fact you thought it, or we have the perfect smilie for it!

Titsy

Quoting: philoldsmobile
ewwww...


shouldn't that be ewe...

philoldsmobile

d'oh...

where's a hand grenade when you want one?


Titsy


philoldsmobile

we have an abundance of smilies....

sixpack2639


sixpack2639

To get back on topic......

Philo, you mean to tell me you let a critter damage yer car and you didn't eat it?????

The last deer I hit ended up in me freezer!!

Titsy

Quoting: sixpack2639
The last deer I hit ended up in me freezer!!


If we hit an animal over here and take it then it's classed as poaching and hence illeagal.... However, the guy behind can help himself...

sixpack2639

It's basically the same here but if the copper tells you you can take it....

Up in New York State, they take the deer to the orphanages.

philoldsmobile

Quoting: sixpack2639
Philo, you mean to tell me you let a critter damage yer car and you didn't eat it?????


didn't have a nice bottle of clarret handy, so it didn't seem appropriate..

i have a special bottle for the day i bag bumper deer!

sixpack2639

How you gonna fit a deer in a bottle????

philoldsmobile

with an incipient tallent, i moil to achieve an ability that is unprecidented in allowing me to achieve this autodidact ability..

sixpack2639

You coulda said you were just gonna stuff it in with a stick.

philoldsmobile


sixpack2639


philoldsmobile

i love the english language....  

its possible to say everything with virtualy no words, or nothing with chapters of pleonasm