signs your cat is using your pc..

Started by philoldsmobile, February 28, 2006, 11:31:18 PM

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philoldsmobile

Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...

1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

Sammy Lou


although my cat falls asleep on the computor desk half way through downloading the whiskers website

Roadkill


Lusty Lass


55starchief

Quoting: Roadkill
Shoot the cat.

Problem solved.



no way man every pussy is sacred

Incursus

Quoting: 55starchief
no way man every pussy is sacred


Just don't put the pussy on a pedestal


55starchief

Quoting: incursus
Quoting: 55starchief
no way man every pussy is sacred

Just don't put the pussy on a pedestal



knew that had to CUM

Incursus


55starchief

What, you would have put the same thing

Roadkill

All this talk of pussy's and shooting and coming . . .


55starchief

Quoting: Roadkill
All this talk of pussy's and shooting and coming . . .




FUBAR

LOL you keep finding those smiley's don't you m8!  hehe I like it
It's the time that we kill that keeps us alive...

55starchief

Quoting: FUBAR
LOL you keep finding those smiley's don't you m8! hehe I like it



yup finding them is one thing, getting ADMIN to add them is another