Bono - true story

[philoldsmobile]

At the U2 concert in Sydney, lead singer Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

An "Aussie" voice from near the front pierces the silence,

"Well, stop f**king clapping, ya d**k'ead."

[F Body]

Took me ages to get rid of the clap when I was 20

[Big Mouse]

Quoting: F Body

Took me ages to get rid of the clap when I was 20

You obviously hung around with posh birds; I only got crabs off of mine

[Gator]

Bono! what a prick

[Andy]

Quoting: Gator

Bono! what a prick

He's single handedly saving Africa...

[Roadkill]

Quoting: philoldsmobile

An "Aussie" voice from near the front pierces the silence,

"Now start f**king clapping faster, ya lazy d**k'ead."